Why I Will Never Gatecrash
Party Again
characters limit! It's Saturday night, I'm at work and the neighbors have good music and I want to ask them to turn it on… In my lost youth, I quickly discovered that where the party music sounds good, you can grab a bottle of wine, dress up, smile, say "Jānis invited us" and you're in.
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But sometimes things don't go quite as planned... Like when me (Caucasian) and some Asian friends tried to break into a party that sounded great, great music, great music system, we were excited…. We got the wine and knocked on the door. A smiling black man answered the door with four generations of smiling black men behind him in the living room, all looking strikingly alike wearing their Sunday clothes. Yes, you probably guessed it, a family party! We blushed and quickly excused ourselves. We gave the wrong address. We go back to our homes and just watch TV… Years later, that failure was apparently forgotten as I was tempted again. I didn't learn my lesson. My next door neighbor seems to party every day. I wasn't invited. The music emanated from the thick concrete walls and it sounded amazing. Heavy bass, good beats and their laughter, it just blows my mind! So I took a good bottle of wine and plucked up courage to knock at their door; there was no turning back. The door opened and they laughed happily and said of course I'm welcome. They invited me in and I saw everyone sitting in front of the TV. In fact, there are not many people, just a few. Everyone was watching The Jungle Book and singing and clapping along. I don't like The Jungle Book. Oh my God. It's been a long night. After a few hours of trying, I developed a pain in my face. After hours of forcing myself to clap, my hand hurt. Only my voice is intact, but that's because I don't know the lyrics.♥️♥️♥️👍
When the movie was finally allowed to end, I thanked them as sincerely as I could and retreated to the relatively lively part of my house. Needless to say, that was the last party I attended. acquired knowledge. The neighbor's music (another property) sounded great when I wrote this. I'm just channeling the temptation. It disappeared. I like music from a distance. Life is good.
.Thank you for reading
Hello, my name is Jack Sparrow. I'm a 50 year old self-employed Pirate from the Caribbean. 
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